(+44): ok when i first hooked up with her i went down on her and i ripped the bit of flesh that connects your tongue to the bottom of your mouth now i can stick my tongue out twice as far as i could before. kwyjibo!

Comments: 23


72618 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

Did it hurt o.O




72629 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

That's impossible..if you did that then you would definitely swallow your tongue, and you would die. This person definitely made this up.




A (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

oh ym god you have no idea what you are talking about... i had pierced the undertoung frenulum and than later on torn it. no swallowing of the tounge.




69 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 months ago

He said ripped, idiot, not tore out.




72634 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

nO you can do that. My friend's didn't develop until she was about 12 and she would gag on her tongue sometimes, but yeah she can stick her tongue out really far and touch her tonsils with her tongue.




72642 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

You cant do this, (and it heal) for the same reason that if you pierce your tongue it wont heal. Your tongue doesn't heal. Although Im pretty sure someone will comment with a "Your wrong #4 cause I had a friend of a friend whos cousins neighbors x-girlfriends brother, whos tongue piercing healed" Yeah we "all" have those.




420 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 4 months ago

well it wasnt a friend of a friend whos cousins neighbors x-girlfriends brother it was my tongue piercing that healed.




72651 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

Your wrong #4 cause I had a friend of a friend whos cousins neighbors x-girlfriends brother, whos tongue piercing healed




72654 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

hey #5 you stole that from somewhere I've read that before




72656 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

your tongue does heal. my ex bf had a fit and bit off a chunk of his tongue. it grew back and healed fine.




72668 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

You can get your tongue web cut, if your tongue is too short. And I have my tongue web pierced, it's healed.




72669 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

of course ur tongue heals! you bite it...it's gonna heal...




72681 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

agreed @ 9




72692 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

i have my tongue pierced, and it healed, it's a muscle, you tear a muscle and it heals, number four, I don't have this brothers ex-girlfriends shit you think up, but I however am not an idiot unlike you.




72723 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

my boyfriend has done the exact same things a couple of times now, so it's entirely possible and it heals fine.




72726 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

if your drunk enough, nothing hurts.




72740 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

Its called a frenulum. And yout tongue is the fastest healing part of your body.




72749 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

What? No one comments on the word Kwyjibo? A dumb balding north american ape, right? :D I god damn love early Simpsons.




72876 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

Im a lesbian trapped in a mans body




73323 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

I love you.




73288 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

umm my tongue piercing healed..




75296 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 months ago

#4 your legaly retarded




484 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 weeks ago

as a simpsons fan...i love the kwyjibo part


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