(+44): ok when i first hooked up with her i went down on her and i ripped the bit of flesh that connects your tongue to the bottom of your mouth now i can stick my tongue out twice as far as i could before. kwyjibo!

Comments: 26


72618 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Did it hurt o.O




72629 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

That's impossible..if you did that then you would definitely swallow your tongue, and you would die. This person definitely made this up.




A (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

oh ym god you have no idea what you are talking about... i had pierced the undertoung frenulum and than later on torn it. no swallowing of the tounge.




69 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

He said ripped, idiot, not tore out.




72634 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

nO you can do that. My friend's didn't develop until she was about 12 and she would gag on her tongue sometimes, but yeah she can stick her tongue out really far and touch her tonsils with her tongue.




72642 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

You cant do this, (and it heal) for the same reason that if you pierce your tongue it wont heal. Your tongue doesn't heal. Although Im pretty sure someone will comment with a "Your wrong #4 cause I had a friend of a friend whos cousins neighbors x-girlfriends brother, whos tongue piercing healed" Yeah we "all" have those.




420 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

well it wasnt a friend of a friend whos cousins neighbors x-girlfriends brother it was my tongue piercing that healed.




72651 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

Your wrong #4 cause I had a friend of a friend whos cousins neighbors x-girlfriends brother, whos tongue piercing healed




72654 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

hey #5 you stole that from somewhere I've read that before




72656 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

your tongue does heal. my ex bf had a fit and bit off a chunk of his tongue. it grew back and healed fine.




72668 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

You can get your tongue web cut, if your tongue is too short. And I have my tongue web pierced, it's healed.




72669 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

of course ur tongue heals! you bite it...it's gonna heal...




72681 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

agreed @ 9




72692 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

i have my tongue pierced, and it healed, it's a muscle, you tear a muscle and it heals, number four, I don't have this brothers ex-girlfriends shit you think up, but I however am not an idiot unlike you.




72723 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

my boyfriend has done the exact same things a couple of times now, so it's entirely possible and it heals fine.




72726 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

if your drunk enough, nothing hurts.




72740 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Its called a frenulum. And yout tongue is the fastest healing part of your body.




72749 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

What? No one comments on the word Kwyjibo? A dumb balding north american ape, right? :D I god damn love early Simpsons.




83608 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

I know right? I was just about to say that lol.




72876 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

Im a lesbian trapped in a mans body




73323 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

I love you.




73288 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

umm my tongue piercing healed..




75296 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

#4 your legaly retarded




484 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

as a simpsons fan...i love the kwyjibo part




84448 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

Gene Simmons had his frenulum removed, actually, and he has not choked on his tongue. I'm sure it increases the risk but don't make medical claims you can't support.




84449 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Also, your tongue heals quicker than most other parts of your body. That's why if you bite your tongue it's a bitch for a couple days then goes away. If you bite your finger, it hurts much longer and might even scar. Dick.


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