He grabbed my tits, then told me that it wasn't illegal because he was wearing oven mitts!

(402): He grabbed my tits, then told me that it wasn't illegal because he was wearing oven mitts!

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About: Texts Last Night: (TLN) For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters in the wee hours of the morning. Texts Last Night collects reader-submitted everyday text messages from the night before likely to happen to anyone and publishes them on the site by area code (###) written exclusively by our users for your reading pleasure. We prefer single texts messages, not whole conversations. We also reserve the right to take only portions of text conversations to approve without posting the entire text. Not because the whole conversation isn't funny, but the best and funniest text messages are those that we all can relate to. Also no names necessary we only ask for the area code of your text messages. Got any text messages from last night you shouldn't have sent? Be warned, your SMS ramblings may just end up here on Texts From Last Night ;) (TLN)