(254): right when i about to pull out she wrapped her legs round me and yelled be my baby's daddy.

Comments: 67


3850 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

this is from fml dumbass.




3851 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

seen it on FML




3852 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

copy cat




3855 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

FML????




3856 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

fml=fuck my life www.fmylife.com




3862 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Seriously?




3866 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Old news.




3901 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

from FML.




3909 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

yeah people realy need to stop taking shit from FML.... have some originality....




3975 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

yea i dont understand....your so un epic that you actually had to steal somone elses epic.....dude just go get drunk and see what happens




3989 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Seen it in a movie. Can't remember what it was calledâ




3998 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

yeah. stolen from fml. loser.




4005 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

good job you know how to copy and paste




4014 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

thanks for wasting my time jerk.the guy on fml prolly made it up too though




4020 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

DUMB ASS




4023 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Lame




4041 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

cool story bro




4042 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Fml. seriously. get ur own story.




4050 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

maybe he was the same guy as the one that posted it on FML dumbasses. god, why is everyone so cynical these days? just take the laugh and be done, you don't have to criticize.




4062 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I'm sure it's happened to someone, somewhere, sometime and it was incredibly awkard for him and incredibly halerious for us. Lets be honest, bitches be crazy!! It's very plausable some crazy bitch stole his penis babies.




4075 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

THAT'S ON FML. INDEED. I go to that website like everyday, :)




4109 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

That's horrible! It is like stealing your sperm, in order to get what she wants, that which wasn't intended.




4129 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Bitch!




4440 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

This chick was out of control!




4512 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ive had this happen to me, she didnt yell that, but she wrapped her legs around me and wouldnt let me out




4532 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

she can still get preggo if you pull out you idiots. ever heard of precum?




4822 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

There's a lot of guys doing random broads with no condoms... (1) Some crazy bitches keep that sperm! So your one night stand, is now for life and $$$$ became expensive one night stand, lol. (2) Not the classiest broad of the joint for sleeping with you when she meets you--so probably has HIV or the herp.




4948 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lol id still slap her and pce tha fuck out




5400 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!




5530 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

LOL #10




5682 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

Folks, that's why you use a condom. (or just kill the bitch)




5753 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

This comment was on fml




5954 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

well i dont read fml and i thought this was super funny so im glad they coppied it onto this site!




6553 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

fyl




7140 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lmfaoooo woww , anyways .. im gay and hot add me www.myspace.com/future_star_johnnyboy




7381 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Funny thing is this is so much older than fucking FML.




7506 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Run Niqqa Run Niqqa Run!!!!!




7931 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

stole from FML




8493 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

heard it




8519 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

dude. EVERYONE has already seen this on fml fail




9801 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

fml failure




10058 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i ashamed to be from 254




10323 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

*Sigh* This is from FML...




10769 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ITS FROM FML!!! If you couldnt tell already




13109 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

okay it was stolen from FML, chillout no need to have a panic attack




15390 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

That's what ya get for not using a condom, dumbass.




26420 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

thats crazy!!!!




35558 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

omg... did anyone get the memo? this is from fml...




poop (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

nobody cares.douche.




36427 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

retard




39950 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

This is on FML....




41771 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

this was posted before the FML.




41772 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Could have been the same person, duh.




42987 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Hahahahaha #48... I don't go to FML... and I laughed when I read this.




50171 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

RETART YOU GOT THAT FROM DANE COOOKK




49160 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

slap a hoe fool fo sho




53409 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

its sad when your life is to boring you have to steal other peoples shit..




53695 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

taken....




54536 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

WEIRD MUCH????




55217 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

this could be from the same person... you never know




59034 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

PSYCHO...




60205 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Nigga, its called passing a guard. HEEL HOOK!




62218 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

who gives a fuck its funny




63675 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

stop wasting your time by saying its stolen we all get it shit its still funny




67484 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Run dude, Run.




801 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

that's when you pop plan b in her mouth and say "what now?"




801 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

and to all those bitches that think someone made this up i kno of this happening to a couple friends....


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