(254): right when i about to pull out she wrapped her legs round me and yelled be my baby's daddy.

Comments: 67


3850 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

this is from fml dumbass.




3851 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

seen it on FML




3852 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

copy cat




3855 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

FML????




3856 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

fml=fuck my life www.fmylife.com




3862 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Seriously?




3866 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Old news.




3901 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

from FML.




3909 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

yeah people realy need to stop taking shit from FML.... have some originality....




3975 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

yea i dont understand....your so un epic that you actually had to steal somone elses epic.....dude just go get drunk and see what happens




3989 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Seen it in a movie. Can't remember what it was calledâ




3998 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

yeah. stolen from fml. loser.




4005 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

good job you know how to copy and paste




4014 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

thanks for wasting my time jerk.the guy on fml prolly made it up too though




4020 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

DUMB ASS




4023 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Lame




4041 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

cool story bro




4042 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Fml. seriously. get ur own story.




4050 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

maybe he was the same guy as the one that posted it on FML dumbasses. god, why is everyone so cynical these days? just take the laugh and be done, you don't have to criticize.




4062 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

I'm sure it's happened to someone, somewhere, sometime and it was incredibly awkard for him and incredibly halerious for us. Lets be honest, bitches be crazy!! It's very plausable some crazy bitch stole his penis babies.




4075 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

THAT'S ON FML. INDEED. I go to that website like everyday, :)




4109 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

That's horrible! It is like stealing your sperm, in order to get what she wants, that which wasn't intended.




4129 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Bitch!




4440 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

This chick was out of control!




4512 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

ive had this happen to me, she didnt yell that, but she wrapped her legs around me and wouldnt let me out




4532 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

she can still get preggo if you pull out you idiots. ever heard of precum?




4822 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

There's a lot of guys doing random broads with no condoms... (1) Some crazy bitches keep that sperm! So your one night stand, is now for life and $$$$ became expensive one night stand, lol. (2) Not the classiest broad of the joint for sleeping with you when she meets you--so probably has HIV or the herp.




4948 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

lol id still slap her and pce tha fuck out




5400 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!




5530 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

LOL #10




5682 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Folks, that's why you use a condom. (or just kill the bitch)




5753 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

This comment was on fml




5954 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

well i dont read fml and i thought this was super funny so im glad they coppied it onto this site!




6553 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

fyl




7140 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

lmfaoooo woww , anyways .. im gay and hot add me www.myspace.com/future_star_johnnyboy




7381 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Funny thing is this is so much older than fucking FML.




7506 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Run Niqqa Run Niqqa Run!!!!!




7931 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

stole from FML




8493 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

heard it




8519 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

dude. EVERYONE has already seen this on fml fail




9801 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

fml failure




10058 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

i ashamed to be from 254




10323 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

*Sigh* This is from FML...




10769 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

ITS FROM FML!!! If you couldnt tell already




13109 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

okay it was stolen from FML, chillout no need to have a panic attack




15390 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

That's what ya get for not using a condom, dumbass.




26420 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

thats crazy!!!!




35558 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

omg... did anyone get the memo? this is from fml...




poop (1 Points) (+1, -0) 3 months ago

nobody cares.douche.




36427 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 9 months ago

retard




39950 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

This is on FML....




41771 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

this was posted before the FML.




41772 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

Could have been the same person, duh.




42987 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

Hahahahaha #48... I don't go to FML... and I laughed when I read this.




50171 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 7 months ago

RETART YOU GOT THAT FROM DANE COOOKK




49160 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

slap a hoe fool fo sho




53409 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 7 months ago

its sad when your life is to boring you have to steal other peoples shit..




53695 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

taken....




54536 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

WEIRD MUCH????




55217 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

this could be from the same person... you never know




59034 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

PSYCHO...




60205 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

Nigga, its called passing a guard. HEEL HOOK!




62218 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

who gives a fuck its funny




63675 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

stop wasting your time by saying its stolen we all get it shit its still funny




67484 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

Run dude, Run.




801 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 months ago

that's when you pop plan b in her mouth and say "what now?"




801 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 months ago

and to all those bitches that think someone made this up i kno of this happening to a couple friends....


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