(209): he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period

Comments: 106


6374 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

That is horrible.. i mean wtf. i would kill myself!




6395 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

thats so unsanitary bro. i mean, "gurrrlffriend".




6403 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

HAHAHA as someone would say!




6425 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

mmm ravioli




6441 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

and pennies?




6456 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Yeah, I would still do it! Not a problem for me at all...




6462 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

eeek wow what a trip he must have liked it since he did not stop1




6464 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

thats twisted




6467 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

oh god




6469 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

period sex is the best sex ever, no need to wait for her to get wet...there, i said it.




6487 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

#10 - That's nasty! But you're right, been there.




6500 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

congrats? O.o




6505 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

NASTY




6517 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 1 year ago

I shouldn't encourage this but you can't get pregnant if you have your period.




6522 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

happened to me, that's exactly what it tastes like. period sex is great, but period eating out is bad.




6524 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

I'm pretty sure a lady CAN actually get her "eggo preggo" even if she does the "cha cha" during her period. 7th grade health, took it years ago ... good shit.




6527 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 1 year ago

ewwww. i wud b brushin my teeth nd rinsing mi mouth out wit soap 4 hours. eeeewwwwwwwwwwww i hope u didnt tell him or he mite nvr do that agan




6530 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

#14 , you CAN get preggo on your period, go back to high school and take sex ed




6575 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

mmmmmmm ravioli...




6580 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

WTFH EW




6585 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

wtf ! omg ! thats brutal ! ewwwwwwww i'd fuckin die !




6587 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

lol to #16




6613 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

awww congrads you got ur redwingssss!!! hah




6635 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

#16 How many years ago did you have 7th grade Health? Honestly give me an answer, please, I really need to know. Just to know, please tell me.




6636 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Y-U-C-K




6639 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

#24 you can get pregnant, sperm could survive inside women's body for over a week - plenty of time for your period to be over and for a the sperm to fertilize the new ovum ;)




72987 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

dumbass sperm can only last 24-48 hours trust me i just watched the miracle of life in ag today lol and its a pbs movie so you know its true lol




6641 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Thank you precious person #24, I didn't know that, how do you know so much? I love my eyelash. I love the cute posts you do. I see that you will never tell me your age. The picture very cute, but you seem so much older it is hard to believe. I can't spend time here, it is taking too much of my time. I will check to see if you have something to say here only. Too many texts and I need to start using my time wisely. You know we connected. I know that it stops there. But my mind gets tricked because of the fun and youthfulness and I enjoy your company, I feel all blushed at times-blushed I made that up, but I feel that way. I really want good things to come your way. Half of the stuff hear isn't really what life is about. The sense of peace is really a cool thing. I hope we both find peace, coz I want you happy and I want to be happy to. The joy of living each day, another cahnce to get things right...man I need lots of those chances. Why do you make me cry so much? I do care about you. But honestly God is the answer for everyone, please remember what I have shared with you and don't hate me for it. I rad your last post. It was beautiful (K-man), if you catch my drift. I can't tell your age I don't know if what you wrote was true about being married with a kid, you seem to young, yet you seem so mature. The picture? Looks young? Thanks for sending it. I never want to hurt you, I think you already know that. However I don't always give a good example, I know that for sure. Sometimes I could kick myself. I just care, just because I do.




6644 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Please excuse my oop, especailly on hear, which should of been here. By the way you have been so sweet, your posts and the way you ley me know about my love? comment. You really don't owe me a thing, so i appreciate you hearing me and responding to me the way you have. I look at our posts and we are in sink...WHY I wonder, but the answer to that why is the answer to the reason I found some type of connection to you. I can't have you, but some lucky woman can and she probably already does have you!




6645 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Still ooping, so sorry, kinda emotional right now, a girl thing, if you catch my drift and I am sure you will, you always do.




6662 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

ahh!!!!! this happened to me liek a week ago! i was gagging so much! lol




6674 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

pussy does taste like pennies




6690 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Really, being a woman I wouldn't know!




6714 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

The comments on this are utterly ridiculous! *incredibly amused* Here's my two cents: (should I say pennies? hm..) 1. You can, in fact, get pregnant on your period. Our bodies are breeding machines, we should give them more credit. Hah. 2. What the hell is with comments 27 and 28? Lol. "hear" and "sink" and "ooping." Sarcasm in broken English isn't very effective, it seems.




6721 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

#33 .. #'s 27 & 28 is a woman who tries to contact some guy on here. there are soooo many awkward personal messages to him on here.... yikes.... get used to it... its totally wierd




6776 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

AKA Chef boyardee




6808 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Messages will no loger be posted. AKA Chef boyardee and Penney. ;) Done over complete.




6809 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Messages will no loger be posted. AKA Chef boyardee and Penney. ;) Done over complete.




6811 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

oops last time longer=loger, can'thelp myself. Now go on your....




6825 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

sick dude




6838 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Interesting




6869 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

good for any1 that likes ravioli!




6870 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

EWW.... haha thats dirty




6871 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

eww... # 41 thats dddiiirrrrtttyyy




6891 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

sperm only lives for 3 days...and yes its possible but NOT likely..u go back to sex ed...tards




6911 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

that is sick




6916 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

I remember sperm do live for 3 days, wow it has been awhile since I had sex education, but it is coming back to me!




6976 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

#23 I hope that you find spiders in your bed when you try to sleep tonight! A big black one is best. Sleep with one eye open and one eye closed. HAHAHA, I am about to wet my pants!




6999 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Ohhh...that's sick.




7022 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Lost my IP no more blogging for me, I guess we talked too much. How do you manage to get your IP back? Any tips? Stella




7069 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Are you sure that it didn't smell like spiders?




7091 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

How would you know what spiders smell like, #50?




7106 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

I don't, just being silly with a friend by phone, Oh did we laugh, it was alot of fun! Wholesome humor, way to go!




7198 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

ok, first of all, ew! and second of all, you CAN get pregnant on your period




7281 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

You CAN'T get pregnant on your PERIOD - I saw it on Mythbusters. You CAN'T eat ravioli out of the CAN, but liquor and poker all you want! hahaha the spermies eat the ravioli to create ULTIMATE SPERMIES SPECIES. put your zaza in her yaya and cha-cha! they will SINK, you here? don't OOP too much tho cuz pennies from heaven are BETTER than one in the bush. sniff my DADDY LONG LEG




7284 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

lmfao. this is some funny shit




7288 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

LOLOLOLOL......Ravioli....just pennies a serving




7297 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

OMG hahahahaha.. That is horribly wrong, but funny. Not something I would "forget" about.




7306 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Adorable #54, JUST STOPPED BY TO SEE A FEW TEXTS. SPIDERS SMELL LIKE SPIDERS!




7325 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

ew. i would die if a guy agte me out on my period. but period sex isnt awful, i must say.




7355 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

that shit is just fucking nasty




7411 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

ewwwww; it does taste nasty. HOW COULD YOU FORGET THAT? lmao.




7433 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

ewwieeee.




7490 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Eww dude what the hell...that is fucking sick...




7558 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Oh gurl, you nasty




7635 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

ouch!




7711 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

I'd like to point out to #26 that sperm does NOT survive for over a week. It survives for 3-5 days inside a woman's body. However, given the right conditions and proper enviornment (ie: fertile cervical mucus) it can survive for 7 days, but no longer than that.




7715 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

Damn I was embarassed enough when I thought my period was over and it decided to restart while I was getting fingered and it ended up all over his hand, I apologized for like 20 minutes, I couldn't imagine the embarassment of this. And how the fuck do you FORGET your on your period? I don't care how drunk you are, still gotta change your pad or tampon. And also, as a nurse, there is no safe "time of the month" to have unprotected sex, unless of course your on birth control, even then it can fail, and you still gotta worry about STDs




7763 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

lmao this thing is soo fucked up i just had to be a part of it lol you people are so fucking immature i thought it would be fun to join. and wtf has anyone ever heard of birth control? so there =P fucking faggots =]




7820 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

fuckin grosss




7860 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

**YOU CAN GET PREGNANT ON YOUR PERIOD** don't go spreading around that you can't because you 100% can! wow, some people are so ignorant




7908 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Pennies? Wtf?




7972 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

did he have the dolmio grin after?




8609 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

omg this is why I'm gay




9506 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

I just can't imagine forgetting that you are on your period. Your stomach cramps and hurts almost constantly.




10049 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

o..m..f...g. that is SOO FUCKIN GROSS! holy shit..




10171 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

HAHAHAHAHA. Ravioli and pennies??! hahahaha, wtf. That's hilarious.




10762 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

Well pennies because of the iron content of the blood...I don't know where the ravioli came from...




11283 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

How in the deuce do you "FORGET" you're on your period? Did the leaky vag feeling & the memory of changing of pads and/or tampons leave your brain so quickly? Dolt.




13108 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

that is just disguisting.




13703 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

#26 thanx cuz i really did not know that yew may have saved me frum the biggst mistake ov mii young little lyf lol




14030 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

i like pennies




51804 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

Hate to say it but period sex is good stuff like




16505 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

i think we're all missing the point. what does it normally taste like?




22098 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

1. blood contains iron which will taste like a penny 2. you can get pregnant on your period, your cervix is more open than usual to release the egg. 3. eating out a girl whicle she has her period is called earning your red wings. 4. it could only be better if he looked as you and said " WHY SO SERIOUS?" after ;)




23762 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

No fucking way.




25350 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

#26 sperm survives in the vagina for 3-5 days not over a week




25565 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

go down to the old pub instead, man




28329 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

#83, the cervix is not what releases the egg. The cervix received the sperm. Ovulation takes place two weeks (14 days) after the beginning of your period. The egg is only good for 24 hours. So, technically, if you use super sperm it is POSSIBLE to get pregnant if you have sex at the end of your period, especially if yours is a long one (sperm live MAXIMUM 7 days) but its not very likely whatsoever.




28510 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

ewwww yeah that's pretty gross




32543 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

wow this bitch makes me sick. i still fuck bloody cunt tho, just to eat it gross, like ordering the fish special at Sizzler, that shit will make you sick!!!




34273 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

how does he know what penis taste like.....?




35340 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

wow 209 is pretty fucked up




35511 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

i would rather kill myself.




35512 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

i would rather kill myself.




41645 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

thats nasty




44194 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

earned his red wings....haha




47490 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

okay people. This is simple f*&^%$# Biology. You cannot get pregnant on your period. The egg is only fertile while its inside the fallopian tube. That is where ferilization occurs. When the egg drops into the uterus and doesn't attach to the lining (the endometrium) the uterus has mucle contractions = period = dead egg = no pregnancy. QED.




47491 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

**fertilization




47492 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

UGH! **muscle




47868 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

The oocyte only lasts 24 hours after ovulation which is around the 14th day after menses; the spermatozoon is only viable for approximately 24-48 hours inside of the female reproductive system, and after that time there is inadequate nourishment for the sperm cell. So you do the math.




49101 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

#54, you're a fucking idiot




53408 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

thats fuckn nasty. how are you guna forget something like that..




55946 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

wwwwhhhat a win... or like 2 days after there periods over.. fucking brutal. its not actually there. but it still tastes like it?.......................fml. love u baby




59919 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

oh boy. i really dont know what to say to this, the commets are so fucked up, it makes the text message seem not so bad. i mean honestly... who the hell does this. fucked up commets,




71125 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

uhm how does blood taste like ravoli and pennies? x.x


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