(405): Met hot chick at bar. Went to her place. Fucked for like an hour. Played HER xbox, while getting a bj. Fucked again. More xbox and bj. Fell asleep, and what do I wake up to? Motherfucking pancakes... with chocolate chips. I'm in love...

Comments: 239


7423 (4 Points) (+4, -0) 1 year ago

I think you should propose...




7438 (2 Points) (+2, -0) 1 year ago

DUDE Marry Her NOW!!!




7448 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

hahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahaha thatsss cute xxxd




7452 (4 Points) (+4, -0) 1 year ago

did getting a bj while playing xbox affect how well you played?




7459 (0 Points) (+1, -1) 1 year ago

i call shenanigans...there is no such woman :(




83411 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 days ago

Im calling shenanagins too...




7483 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

propose to her now.




7507 (2 Points) (+2, -0) 1 year ago

dude that is a chick to ride a river with. marry her tomorrow. she is the woman every guy dreams of; cook. gamer, bj artist... you would be a moron of epic proportions to turn that down.




7523 (2 Points) (+3, -1) 1 year ago

seems like the guy i had over last night....




7543 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

haha lol =)




7550 (2 Points) (+2, -0) 1 year ago

why are you posting this and not on your honeymoon with her????




7561 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

who is the 1 jackass that said 'bad nite'




7578 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Maybe their finger slipped?




7591 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

only explanation!




7595 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

1.dude, awesome 2.some people vote for both for some reason no matter what they actually feel




7598 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

its up to 4 bad nites! wtf




7599 (2 Points) (+2, -0) 1 year ago

sounds like my girl thats why i proposed 2 weeks ago




7612 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

FUCKIN METAL!!




7614 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

Wow why are u not fucking her right now and eating pancakes




7617 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

What? Why are people saying it's impossible... I know too many girls that play xbox that are a pro at way more than this and are actually good looking. No shenanigans... you should maybe see if she's a psycho though




7653 (4 Points) (+4, -0) 1 year ago

Those 7 "bad nights" are guy's who lost their gaming thumbs and penises in some horrific accident, and now they're extremely jealous. Don't hate.




7665 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 1 year ago

sounds like me.




7672 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

you're my hero




7684 (4 Points) (+5, -1) 1 year ago

:) there are more girls out there like me!! thank GOD!!




7708 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

dude...




7714 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

Maybe the "bad nights" are girls that are jealous they can't please a man like that.




7720 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

dont let her go you would be stupid not to marry her




7736 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 1 year ago

I think everyone's missing the point here. This guy is lying.




82728 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 weeks ago

i 2nd that




8286 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

why would someone say this is a bad night? i dont think ive seen anything better




7783 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 1 year ago

The guy isn't lying because I'm a girl like that, but the guy I'm with wont even ask me out yet... I thought I was doing everything right?




7809 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

lucky mother fucker!!




7810 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

She is inducted into Awesome world




7990 (5 Points) (+5, -0) 1 year ago

Call of duty is boss. Ive had sex with my man while he was playing COD on xbox live....needless to say, he did very very poorly that round lol




7853 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

im guessing this guy was with the chick that posted about waking him up with a bj playing video games then making him breakfast. lucky bastard.




7854 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

number 28 call me NOW! lets go out this saturday




7868 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 1 year ago

wow, this guys isnt lying one bit. Im a girl like that. In fact, I enjoy every minute of it. You know, there is such a thing as wanting to please your man just for the fun of pleasing him.




7872 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

ok you...number 33...call me.




7884 (0 Points) (+1, -1) 1 year ago

lol girls do like to play video games, i love halo. and pancakes. :)




7888 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 1 year ago

lol #34 sorry. I have a boyfriend. most AMAZING man on this planet. Im gonna marry that boy one day.




7914 (0 Points) (+1, -1) 1 year ago

yeah i'm gunna agree with #33... i'm a girl like that and i'm only 18.. its called having an AMAZING relationship :) and acutally knowing how to get and keep a guy!.. and yes girls do like video games.. i've got a 360.. xbox live is where its at




7922 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 1 year ago

number 37, dear god please call! your amazing




7954 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 1 year ago

37 is my hero




7959 (0 Points) (+1, -1) 1 year ago

PS3 FTW! Dont hate on PS3 just cuz its black




8018 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Yeah, this never happened. This site sucks, full of fake texts just to get a reaction out of people in the comments.




82729 (3 Points) (+3, -0) 2 weeks ago

well,it worked. you commented,jackass.




8019 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Ok, number 41, please call me, like now




8023 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

i've been with mine for 4 years. Still thinks its funny when the controller vibrates on her head. This is for real. Mine is gonna be a doctor, and f*cks like an animal. Some of us are just lucky.




8119 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 1 year ago

Girls like that soo exist I am also one of them I happen to love doing all the above and




8124 (4 Points) (+4, -0) 1 year ago

Ok here is the brutal truth, yes, chicks like that do exist, but it's short-lived, once she snags you, everything changes, she instantaneously resorts to being her mother. Deal with it, men are the same way. Been there done that. Welcome to being Human, my friends...




8137 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

not gonna lie, im a girl who does that.. dudes, xbox is awesome !




8330 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

Quick... Fuck the pancakes while the chocolate chips are hot and melted - then tell us which was better.




8324 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Wow, there are slot of girls claiming to be the same. This sounds like it is turning into an awesome LAN party!




8231 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

damn i've never met a girl like that they must not exist in wisconsin. i think a girl that owns an xbox and likes to give head while a man is playing it is like bigfoot, a mythic creature




8342 (3 Points) (+3, -0) 1 year ago

IT'S A TRAP!! GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!




8346 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

it is a trap....she's probably a transgender...At 1 point she was a man. and any girl who is great at bj's out of the gate just means she's had 1 too many cocks in her mouth.




8348 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 1 year ago

LOVE vibrating controllers! :D and its not a trap. just fun while we are young! It turns me on so much that he cant concentrate on the game very well. oo, gettin worked up just thinking abut it.




8403 (2 Points) (+2, -0) 1 year ago

Picked up this guy at a bar, did everything for him; let him play my XBOX, BJ, cooking... Dude did nothing in turn... Fucking loser!




8419 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

PHOTOS!?!!?!?!?!




8434 (3 Points) (+4, -1) 1 year ago

i know who she is... go see a doc and check for STD.




8505 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 1 year ago

hmm, sounds like my night. only replace the xbox with a N-64, playing super smash. pretty sure he fell in love with me last night. i rock.




8508 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

MARRY THIS BITCH!




8511 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

FUCK HER EVRYDAY N MARRY HER N PLAY HER XBOX EVRYDAY




8536 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

marry her. now. if you dont i will.




8553 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

that girl is my hero :)




8572 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

go for the mother fucking big ass tits of her




8601 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

bullshit




8645 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

agreed with 5




8646 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

haha, N64 super smash is where its at. :p




8696 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

yep yep SSB =) this musta been a great night.. i tried that once.. im not too good at making pancakes thoo =(




8697 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

mario kart is better




8771 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

gimme see that shit man.




8856 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

i'm a chick and i seriously want to high five you for this. marry her now.




8874 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

my most recent gf, now ex swayed me into liking her when she made drunken quesadillas with the WORKS---it was delicious after-sex cuisine, then I played some mariokart wii and woke up to belgian waffles and starbucks---it was awesome.




8875 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

thats a really good night




8892 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

There's a catch...she has AIDS and now you do too. You lose.




8988 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

of course there are girls like that, i used to do it for my boyfriend all the time but it was never cc pancakes it was steak and eggs or waffles lol and we'd take turns playing and giving head. best year ever!




9099 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

Sounds like me...Must be why Im married! :)




9103 (3 Points) (+3, -0) 11 months ago

then he woke up and found out it was all a wet dream.




9107 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

haha yep




9151 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

seems like there's a lot of girls out there like me, cool! =)




9408 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

hahahahaha!! # 46 sounds bitter........




9451 (2 Points) (+2, -0) 11 months ago

u played her male roommate's Xbox. You're welcome




9926 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

dude if this isn't a total joke marry that bitch!!!!




10069 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

whoever said bad night are all dumbasses!




10109 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 11 months ago

Think about how many other guys she probably has done that with...you probably kissed like 50 other dicks ;)




10355 (-2 Points) (+0, -2) 11 months ago

why do all the chicks like xbox. PS3 is the best followed closely by N64. But thats still pretty fucking awesome!




10500 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

74, you took turns giving AND getting head? WHAT.THE.FUCK!




10629 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

FUCKIN AWESOME BRO




10699 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

the downside is that you now have herpes...




10967 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

haha wow thats awesome




10968 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

#5, im like that, lol i dont go home with random guys from the bar, but the guy im seeing gets lots of head when he plays video games, and i make him breakfast :D but hey some girls respect their guys playing video games




11019 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

#87...totally worth it.




11365 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

Fake. That kind of woman doesn't exist.




11623 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

A lot of bad girls know how to win you over quickly, be careful. It could be a trap. today it's BJ, XBox and Pancakes with choc chips, tomorrow it's a VISA with $5k limit, "you don't buy me flowers", and "I've got a headache", "stay here but don't touch me", "no don't go play those fucking videogames stay here and look after me!", "where have you been, I don't believe you", "you promised me", and "it's been 2 years/5 years, I think we need to talk."




11786 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

marrry her!




11799 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

they do exist ..... dun dun ddun




11995 (2 Points) (+2, -0) 11 months ago

Get the chick to show she is for real. get oof the couch do some REAL Physical activity.....does she have the endurance.....meet her mother.....picture of the future....then decide. If she can cook.....give head and stay fit with a bod you always want...then yeah man grab her and hold her. Video is a game physical fitness is for real and it lasts. A woman who is fit is better than wine. A wine bottle will be empty a fit woman you always want to fill up. :-0 yeah




12252 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

OMG AMAZINGG!!!




12478 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

This sounds soooooooo amazing!!!! Like, so amazing, it has to be bullshit!!! XD




13010 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 11 months ago

ok #95, see if I'm up to your standards. I'm in track and competitive volleyball 4 times a week, go to the gym every other day. I can run a mile in 7 minutes or less :) I don't have herpes or aids, but I do have a sweet loving mother, and a dad that seems tough to guys to make sure they treat me right but is acctually the nicest dad in the world. I do play xbox a lot, and love halo but my recent fad is the conduit, on wii. I've cooked for my family since I was seven. I'm not a whore, and I'm not crazed for sex likes some girls that'll fuck anything that walks. but I've gotten some pretty good feedback ;) oh, and I'm not dumb either, so you'll have to be honestly deep to win this girl over. questions, anyone?




13389 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

wow do you feel good about yourself after posting all of your "amazing qualities?" internet attention whorez. tsk tsk




13390 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

@ 98: you're probably lonely huh :/




13486 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

wow...thats all i have to say




13638 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

im not hatn but it seems lyk we b treaten thm lyk dogs lmao "wow, this guys isnt lying one bit. Im a girl like that. In fact, I enjoy every minute of it. You know, there is such a thing as wanting to please your man just for the fun of pleasing him."~#33 buthell i aint complainin :DD




13715 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

Check for Aids, there's always a catch.




13796 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

74 "we'd take turns playing and giving head" haha wtf kinda freak show is going on and why am i only the second person to point it out




13822 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

haha #44, vibrating controllers are the best... turn me on. i love when my boyfriend plays video games when i give him a blow job... it's awesomee.




13942 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

thats a fat chick. what chick has an xbox, gives up sex, and bj while playing then cooks pancakes WITH chocolate chips? not skinny chicks. mosdef not. not the ones that go out in public to be at a bar anyways LOL




80919 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 month ago

i let my boyfriend play star wars on my xbox while giving him a bj. then made him spaghetti at 6am. not fat either. 110 lbs actually. lol




52145 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

Apparently people who have never played a good video game or gotten good head are saying this is a bad night!




14129 (-2 Points) (+0, -2) 11 months ago

If she swallows and takes it up the arse, then you have to marry her!




14453 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

"thats a fat chick" probably but if he likes the cushion he should grab and never let go




15543 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

lets be real everyone who says they just absolutely love giving head to their boyfriends while he's playing xbox is bull shitting. and these comments are absolutely hilarious.




82978 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 week ago

definately hillarious, but hey who knows, bjs could be some girls fetishes and they just happen to enjoy fucking up stats on games lol




15884 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

AWESOME-sauce i wish i met a girl like that. all i see are bimbos




15945 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

well I am married, and I also play more video games than my husband, I am an RPG person...Side scrollers, platformers....the only thing i dont play is FPS. Even though GoldenEye 007, on N64 is an exception. My parents raised me to be a housewife so cleaning never phases me and giving my man a home is a top priority. I also went to school to be a chef...also 5'11''..and I could have been a model if it wasnt for my hockey playing or competitve rollerblading....girls like this do exist. I am proof. I am married...because hell, hes only been trying to land me for 5 years! ha.




16008 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

lol, thats exACTLY what happend with me and my bf a few nights ago. it was so much fun [:




16009 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

you know, besides the just meeting part. xD




16160 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

Just do it pancakes with choco chips did u get a bj while eating the pancakes if yes it has to be love lol




16480 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

im a straight chick and i want to marry her shit




16684 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

dude she's a fucking keeper! :D




16709 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

OMG!!! I'm so in love right now!!!! Seriously Tell me you dated her at the least!!!! and who r the 66 morons out there? How can that be a bad night?




16711 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

Ya you better check for stds now that I THINK ABOUT IT.....




16841 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

can i get your number #23




16946 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

Hahaha, why is this so suprising? Some girls like videogames, and cooking, and giving head. I'm one of them. My man and I celebrate "steak and blowjob day" on March 14th, which is the man's version of Valentine's day. If I knew I'd get proposals for doing things I liked, I'd sleep around more. (and agreed to all the girls that said xbox live is where it's at.)




17175 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

yeah, long live xbox & BJs! I really don't know why some girls don't like it. It's like....mMmm...can't even compare it to anything. Am i weird...lol the unfortunate thing is that your man can't play that well while you're doing it...haha, specially GH, they fail 1/5 into the song...haha. sadness...




18703 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

She's a keeper!!!!!!!!!




51590 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

Sounds like my house lol except gotta have that xbox360 and PS3 Call of Duty :) and bacon with the pancakes :D




51591 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

Alright guys, here's the truth coming from a female and NO bullshit. Girls like that do exist cause i am one, no they don't change into there mother and no there not always the phsyco type....some are that play video games but not all. I'm a girl that loves playing my Call of Duty on my 360 on xbox live. And yes its fun to do it online so everyone else on there listening to your man can get jealous. But #177 is right, you have to have Bacon with them pancakes and hashbrowns.....and if he's gunna stay for dinner you gotta make him a beef tender loin with that home made terryiaki sauce and baked potato. Come on ladies, in stead of yelling at your man to get off the xbox or PS3.... JOIN HIM and give him head or ride him while he's online andyou'll find out that its fun especially if you don't have a gag reflex lol.......so guys girls like this do exist and girls if your not already doing this and wondering why you can't ever keep a man than go out by a xbox360 or PS3 and start suckin dildo to practice for your next date!




22187 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

I play my boyfriends ps3. That girl is like my twin. ohh my. pancakes, bjs, sex, gaming. yeah. ME! but not me...




22589 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

she should play xbox with me! but then not play xbox too then make me pancakes lmao




23516 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

hah fake..................... you wish you loser




51382 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

kee p dat bitch




51378 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

i do not understand why some people say this is fake! i love to play video games and if my man wants to play while i give him head.. which we do.. and if i make him breakfast then that just means i'm amazzing! so then thats just lucky for those guys who crash at my place huh!




25337 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

it's a trick... get an axe




26506 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

shes a keeper!




27893 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

im with #61




29294 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

I'm with #128 and #61!! :P




29316 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

i want pancakes.




30169 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

is it bad that this is something i will probably do some day ._. only pancakes = bacon and eggs e.e..... strange




50961 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

First off this girl needs to get her shit right, n64 all the way. And why wasn't she playing and getting pleased? I'm a girl but it's not like I'm gonna baby my boy around like that. We like playing video games too:) next time let her kick some halo ass while you cook!




32435 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

HAHAHAHA!!!! King!




32773 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

& i drive a turbo'd car lol




32792 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

She probably has aids




33093 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

give her a ring!




33258 (3 Points) (+3, -0) 9 months ago

Lol the other night my boyfriend was over, and after sex he wouldn't get up, kept muttering "holy crap...", so I turned on World of Warcraft for him, handed him a cigarette, and went downstairs and made him pizza. I think the only thing that disappointed either of us was that he forgot to bring over his xbox 360, and i only have a ps2. :(




33542 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

Fucking win. Marry her this instant if you haven't already.




34783 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

is there a fucking awesome night button anywhere, i vote on this one every day and its still not enough.




34820 (4 Points) (+4, -0) 9 months ago

uhh you bitches are crazy, I would never give my boyfriend a blowjob while he plays fucking video games and pays no attention to what is going on down there. besides, this sounds like a trap to me, i'd like an update and see how many more times this has actually happened




34892 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 9 months ago

Important~ find out JUST how into gaming she is, and whether you're both on the *same* page with that. Ever date a seriously, no joke type of seriously, addicted gamer? It's not pretty. I did all kinds of amazing stuff for my ex, until he got to the point of randomly jeckel/hyde smashing shit if I tried to talk to him during his game~ which was like 18 hrs of play/day. He couldn't function past booze and xbox to pay his own bills. He slept around. I got fucking sick of being lil miss wonderful for someone who didn't deserve it & I left. With trichomoniasis, thank him very much.




50714 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

its not a chick its a dude




50661 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

The only people who would have voted bad night would be women. But, I am a woman, and I would so do this shit, except the pancakes. Gluten allergy.




50631 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

I wasnt copletely drunk and this chick was hot.. ever see those girls at a bar that are usually covered up? while there friends got the shortest and smalled clothes on well this girl was covered up classy.. but under the clothes was a legit smoking body!




36654 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

awwwh. thats so fxckin adorable. XD




37273 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

her number plz?




37327 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

chocolate chip pancakes suck




70236 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

Shudda eatin the pancakes off her ass while fuckin WHILE PLAYING THE XBOX.




70195 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

1 word, buddy. WIN!




70057 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

But can she make a /sandwich/?




40000 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

Kissing is gross, we just don't like it.




41725 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

This is one of the top 10 nights in the history of the male gender ever!




50255 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

that's a great night no, a great day, no a great LIFE!




42993 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

#133/134 your myspace is pvt and ur default is ur evo >.> nice car but says nothing about how you look...




44042 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

This guy is my hero!!!!! High Five!!!!!!




44263 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

you sir.... are the luckiest man alive. Chocolate chip pancakes for the win...




44532 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

If something is that perfect, don't mess it up by getting married. Just enjoy it!




50050 (3 Points) (+3, -0) 7 months ago

how drunk were you to think that this girl was hot




45494 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

Well my GF does that and im here to tell you they do exist. and she is most defenatly not fat. BJ, sex, video games, sex again then food. so yes tehy do exist. They are just hard to find




45500 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

i would do this for my guy




45595 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

were you playing modern warfare 2? that would of been fucking hardcore




49928 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

lock that bitch down




46170 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

EPIC WIN!!!!!




46220 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

HOLY SHIT, I just seen this on Best Nights. and yes I beat her brother in 09. 8-0 hahah and no ring fellas! I never seen her again! I'm an idiot




46223 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

Oh and another thing this chick wasnt fat at all haha she was hot as fuck.. I do have standards you know? hahah




46323 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

fake.




46395 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

I see you're jealous.. sucks to be you. #158




47201 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

bullshit




47456 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

I'll pay you $10,000 if you'll sell her to me!




48141 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

# 98, u r the best thing that happened to MDT, and if ur not taken in few years, i'll b out the military with my medical degree and a shit load of certifications and lost of money. recap... fit, rich, smart. ;-))




48286 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

I married her she does all that and likes to hunt, fish and go nude camping. I have won the wife lottery!!! And no this is not a lie they are out there and I found one. Hooah!!!!!!




48680 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

its all about n64 zelda ocarina of time




49019 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

oh is this tucker max? cause the quote is..




49039 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

for xmas get her Modern warfare 2... then at valentines day.. prepose... thats my plan... lmfao




49191 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

this is not a tucker max quote? this is my fucking story? didnt i say this already




52499 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

okay well check JUST to make sure there is absolutly no trap or any bull shit like that. if there is sure why the fuck not u can leave her BUT if there is none then you are ONE lucky fucking bastard! i wish i knew how to cook :P ha!




52561 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

did you eat the pancakes While getting another bj? if so i want her address...




53038 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

i bet a million dollars this girl was real fat hahahaha




53196 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

sex




53737 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

this is fake as shit ive heard this story b4 this website




54351 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

This isn't fake! I'm with #28. I own an Xbox 360, and kick ass on Call of Duty or Forza! I just wouldn't fuck or give head on the first night.. I can make some killer pancakes too! Lol. :)




54378 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

When I posted this I commented and said she was quite hot, so stop wasting your time saying this is fake because I wouldnt take the time to post bullshit Robert




54733 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

haha omg i did that for a dude last night hmmmm...awkward




54734 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

omg i love xbox and dick im a girl like that all the way..its not impossible




54862 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

That girl kinda sounds like me...seriously. lol




55886 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

do a sleeping facial to her on cam for us!




55963 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

Marry that girl!!!! Girls like that are hard to come by




56294 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

i know there isnt any guys that put bad night.......




56486 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

So? Ive done the same thing while he was playing MW2 on MY ps3. He didnt do so well. lol




57384 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

So I posted this and just checked, and super glad I'm still number one! Haha quite an honor. And wouldn't it be funny if the girl was one of the people who commented.. awkward.. hahah and for all those who voted bad night, well fuck you. Cause this was the best night of my life hahah Robert




57980 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

Why do people think that XBOX, PS3, or N64 come anywhere close to the superiority of the SuperNES? They clearly don't, and never will. If you were at my house, you'd be playing Zelda and getting a blow job. Zelda! I can safely say that life for guys probably doesn't get better, but I wouldn't know, becasue I'm a girl... That's my two cents.




57981 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

Because.. ^ I'm 195, I'm allowed to correct myself :]




58158 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

i have to say that is an epic night right there




59467 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

#98 if its true the only thing your missing out of that is the blowjob. if you do that. Come to my place saturday ;)




59468 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

hahahahahahaha phenominal




59689 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

dude pancakes xbox and bjs sounds like hevean




59759 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

You, sir, are a GOD. As your advisor in this matter i say marry the woman immediatly.




59869 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

i used to do all that for my bf and he repaid my by breaking up with me right before christmas.




60213 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

Y'all posting in a troll thread....this never happened. And the chicks on here that are saying they do... Ill bet that they are guys pretending to be girls. or it's just the OP.




60223 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

a;ieslfdkcxz




61361 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

dude... your girlfriend should hang out with mine sometime!!!




62137 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

haha i havent checked this in awhile but i cannot beleive that there are still haters here haha oh well you guys cant ruin my best night ever haha and 205 you hoping she rubs off on your girl? haha Robert




63351 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

Bull shit. this is straight out of tucker max. fake.




64442 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

its a trap haha




64472 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

Wow... It's true the world is full of fucking retards without a life... and this just proves it. If all of you are just like that then why the fuck are you here to begin with?!




65561 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

Fucking win shiiit :) if yall would have been play Morden warfare thaat would be fucking epic win : )




66896 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

I sooo love to give my boyfriend bjs when he plays xbox i love how he cant concentrate on the game :)




66929 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

if thats not a guy ur a fucking god




67259 (-3 Points) (+0, -3) 5 months ago

we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but 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fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was 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four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she 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wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine 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my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time.




67611 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

It's werid how guys think that girls like that don't exist. I've been play xboxlive, mostly halo, for going on five years. And I'm going to school for baking and pastry, and it's not that difficult to cook.




67659 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

marry her or tell me where she is so I can do it damn #217 do you suck and fuck and do all this for us the next morning




67755 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

I would dump that hoe so fast her head would spin.




67854 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

Shudda eatin the pancakes off her ass while fuckin




67986 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

hahahah




67482 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

Number 126 did you get that from the second evil dead




67483 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

214 again but damn 213 that is hella long




67502 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

hey, im a guy and i dont like bj's and think sex is overrated. i rather do quadratic equations!




71208 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

Sounds like your engaged!!!




71765 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

holy shit man, nice job. this is my dream!




71795 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

epic win dude but the only reason im commenting cause the one dude is a douche for leaving a realy long comment that are lyics and are fucking copied like 1000 times. ur a douche man. get a fucking life. stop eating squirrles!!! BASTARD




71947 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

this makes me want to fuck you so bad. im 14 and horny as fuck. i think this is going to be a problem.




Xboxninja (1 Points) (+1, -0) 4 months ago

I think I was in a Halo 3 game with you when this happened, the date adds up right and it was the weirdest thing ever.




Weeman (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

sounds fake... too good to be true.




75846 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 months ago

Now, if you can get her to blow you while you eat the pancakes and watch sports you've found your wife.




kt (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 months ago

Best part= Motherfucking pancakes. lol Awesome.




586 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 months ago

YOU ARE A GOD!!




Robert (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 months ago

This is my post, and it makes me very happy to see I'm still number one all time haha this is the top of the line shit, nothing else I will do in life will come close to this hahaha thank you all! and XboxNinja, wtf are you talking about? not your post dont take my credit!




Rick (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 months ago

Fucking fantastic you are a god or rather she is a godess a very good one




Nettik (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 weeks ago

i do this all the time for my man except we fuck while playing also lol


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