She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

(608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

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11746 (1 Points) (+2, -1) 2 years ago

OMG THATS FUCKIN AWESOME! LOL

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Car Hire Alicante Airport (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

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11783 (-1 Points) (+1, -2) 2 years ago

you retard!!!

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11802 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

AWESOME.

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11803 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

yeah, when i typed that i put Recv: at the begining, but apparently that didnt show up :/

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11814 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

because the sent and recv are automatically added when i text is forwarded from a cellphone via email

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11837 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Lmfao!!!!

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11877 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lmao! so funny

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11898 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! brilliant.

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11911 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

HAHAHAHA!!! that's fucking great ^^

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11931 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Fucking awesome! ^5!

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11933 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahahahahahaha NICE

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11946 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

next time take a picture of simba for us...

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11956 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

epic

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11981 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

HAHAHA, ThAT IS JUST 2 SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!

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12032 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

legend

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12039 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH funniest thing of here

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12047 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts dee de dee 1000 points for the dude who did this!

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12054 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I've seen this before.

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12087 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

EPIC

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12105 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Fake, seen it on bash.org

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12131 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lmao

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12136 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahahahahhaaah.

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12138 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

xD greatest thing i've heard in a looong time xD

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12140 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i just laughed for 3 days

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12175 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

i'm gonna do that.

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12191 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

epicness :)

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12225 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

oh my gooooddness. i loved that. ahahha

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12293 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

LMAO thats on my to-do list haha

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12331 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

omg I've never laughed so hard!!

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12344 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I have GOT to try that out!

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12449 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

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12466 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ftw!

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12516 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

That is fucking AMAZING! SO FULL OF WIN!

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12526 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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12539 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

omfg I have GOT to do that! 10000 points for the EPIC WIN

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12551 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i laughed for like 10 minutes straight! thats awesome!. :D

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12629 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahahahaha omg

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12710 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

This is fucking beautiful.

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12712 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ill never look at the lion kind the same way again. that is amazing.

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12741 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Yes.

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12752 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Ohhhh my god. LOVE IT.

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12914 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lmfao that is freakin amazing

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12931 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Im a chick and that is hilarious!

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13072 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

marry meee =]

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13080 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Simba.... lmfao i love this one so much

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13081 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Simba.... lmfao i love this one so much

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13117 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

oh my goshhhhhhhhhhhhhh. cum isn't even that bad. i wouldn't mind that.

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13141 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

omgosh... Epic Win. High five and 1000 points to you dude.

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13172 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

BOSS

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13200 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

omg!!! that was the funniest thing i have ever read on here i think!!!

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13203 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Jealous!!!! That is so awesome!! Kudos, that b*tch was lucky.

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13312 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA cheese

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13491 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

simba made it for sure

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13795 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lmfao

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14229 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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14659 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

LMFAO!!

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14806 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!! THATS FUCKING AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!

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51984 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

sweet, my text is still reigning champ in the 608 ^_^

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51904 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#61.lol! this mdt is boom

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15537 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ahahaha!

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15756 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I just had a lolgasm

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15869 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER READ. seriously. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I want someone to do that to me, just because it's so awesome.

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16702 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahahahahahahah so i just literally laugh out loud and i heard my mom snicker..apparently she snuck into my room without me noticing and thought is was funny...my mom is the female version of hitler.. epic.

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16903 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lmaoo i love our 608 area codeee. :P

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18324 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahahhahaha that is the funniest thing i have ever heard.

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19846 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

yep, you know how we do in the 608 :D

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23370 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA did she have a lovely bunch of coconuts?!

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23450 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

LMAO. HAHAHAHAA. YOU ARE AMAZING. HAHAH.

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24683 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

haha thats called the circle of life.

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26112 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

that's fucking hilarious.

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26235 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

THE GREATEST

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26675 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

So classic... I'm beyond words!

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28546 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahaha I lol'd.

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29407 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahahahah you are my hero!

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81695 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

that's literally the best text ever!!!! ahahahahaha

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30005 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

im crying of laughter. you're a saint.

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34241 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#61 is my hero

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34250 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

HOLY SHIT! That's the only comment on here that made me laugh out loud, and I did for like half an hour. That is legendary.

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35786 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

THAT IS FUCKING EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!

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36297 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i am crying right now that is so damn funny

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37312 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

that's so fucking funny plus I'm ripped as shit! hahahahaha! I'm gonna do that one day!

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41400 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA

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42994 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

thats the funniest shit ive ever heard

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43706 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

LMFAO this made me diiieeeeee of laughter.

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44983 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

SERIOUSLY this is the funniest MDT ive ever read bahahahahhahahahha

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49978 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

why didnt i think of that!

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49979 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

usually i just draw a bullseye and do it again!

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46745 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

absoluuuuuuuute bestt

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47324 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hhhahhahahha i would love someone to do that to me. it would be epic

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48204 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ima do this one day i promise

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49669 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

everytime i read this one i laugh so hard!! its fucking hilarious!!!

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53182 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i love you. officially :)

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57279 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lmao Fuckin' epic.

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58588 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

OMG THAT IS FUNNY AS HELL ... Point for that one

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59579 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

why is it that most sluts are in the US ? :(

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60784 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

:) yessss!

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60785 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

someone did walt disney proud.

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60895 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

reading this in a public place laughted so hard soda shot out my nose everyone is staring as i type

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62312 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I got tears from laughing so hard I think I woke up everybody at the apartment building!!!!

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62709 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA :D

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62783 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i use to like the movie ! now ill be thinking of cum shots during it !

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63689 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Lmao! That's a good one. And to all the people saying they heard it before or seen it, who cares, doesn't make it any less hilarious. Does it? No, it doesn't.

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63704 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

classic

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65018 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

best shit ever!!!!

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68150 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

soooo funnnny

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68287 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

I cant stop laughing.

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68552 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Priceless MDT moment. Shall never fade or fail to generate a laugh. Possibly THE BEST MDT to date. ahh yeshh..

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72636 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

HAHAHAHA

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76990 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

So Im sitting here with my mother in law... bored as fuck. Got on here. Read this, and tried everything to keep myself from laughing but couldnt stop. She is now staring me down hardcore. And I cant tell her why im laughing... even worse.

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