(608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

Comments: 112


11746 (2 Points) (+2, -0) 11 months ago

OMG THATS FUCKIN AWESOME! LOL




11783 (-2 Points) (+0, -2) 11 months ago

you retard!!!




11802 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

AWESOME.




11803 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

yeah, when i typed that i put Recv: at the begining, but apparently that didnt show up :/




11814 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

because the sent and recv are automatically added when i text is forwarded from a cellphone via email




11837 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

Lmfao!!!!




11877 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

lmao! so funny




11898 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! brilliant.




11911 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

HAHAHAHA!!! that's fucking great ^^




11931 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

Fucking awesome! ^5!




11933 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

hahahahahahaha NICE




11946 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

next time take a picture of simba for us...




11956 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

epic




11981 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

HAHAHA, ThAT IS JUST 2 SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!




12032 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

legend




12039 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH funniest thing of here




12047 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts dee de dee 1000 points for the dude who did this!




12054 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

I've seen this before.




12087 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

EPIC




12105 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

Fake, seen it on bash.org




12131 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

lmao




12136 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

hahahahahhaaah.




12138 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

xD greatest thing i've heard in a looong time xD




12140 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

i just laughed for 3 days




12175 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

i'm gonna do that.




12191 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

epicness :)




12225 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

oh my gooooddness. i loved that. ahahha




12293 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

LMAO thats on my to-do list haha




12331 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

omg I've never laughed so hard!!




12344 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

I have GOT to try that out!




12449 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN




12466 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

ftw!




12516 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

That is fucking AMAZING! SO FULL OF WIN!




12526 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA




12539 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

omfg I have GOT to do that! 10000 points for the EPIC WIN




12551 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

i laughed for like 10 minutes straight! thats awesome!. :D




12629 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

hahahahaha omg




12710 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

This is fucking beautiful.




12712 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

ill never look at the lion kind the same way again. that is amazing.




12741 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

Yes.




12752 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

Ohhhh my god. LOVE IT.




12914 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

lmfao that is freakin amazing




12931 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Im a chick and that is hilarious!




13072 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

marry meee =]




13080 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

Simba.... lmfao i love this one so much




13081 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

Simba.... lmfao i love this one so much




13117 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

oh my goshhhhhhhhhhhhhh. cum isn't even that bad. i wouldn't mind that.




13141 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

omgosh... Epic Win. High five and 1000 points to you dude.




13172 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

BOSS




13200 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

omg!!! that was the funniest thing i have ever read on here i think!!!




13203 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

Jealous!!!! That is so awesome!! Kudos, that b*tch was lucky.




13312 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

hahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA cheese




13491 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

simba made it for sure




13795 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

lmfao




14229 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL




14659 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

LMFAO!!




14806 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!! THATS FUCKING AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!




51984 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

sweet, my text is still reigning champ in the 608 ^_^




51904 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

#61.lol! this mdt is boom




15537 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

ahahaha!




15756 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

I just had a lolgasm




15869 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER READ. seriously. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I want someone to do that to me, just because it's so awesome.




16702 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

hahahahahahahah so i just literally laugh out loud and i heard my mom snicker..apparently she snuck into my room without me noticing and thought is was funny...my mom is the female version of hitler.. epic.




16903 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

lmaoo i love our 608 area codeee. :P




18324 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

hahahhahaha that is the funniest thing i have ever heard.




19846 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

yep, you know how we do in the 608 :D




23370 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA did she have a lovely bunch of coconuts?!




23450 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

LMAO. HAHAHAHAA. YOU ARE AMAZING. HAHAH.




24683 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

haha thats called the circle of life.




26112 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

that's fucking hilarious.




26235 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

THE GREATEST




26675 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

So classic... I'm beyond words!




28546 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

hahaha I lol'd.




29407 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

hahahahah you are my hero!




81695 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 month ago

that's literally the best text ever!!!! ahahahahaha




30005 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

im crying of laughter. you're a saint.




34241 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

#61 is my hero




34250 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

HOLY SHIT! That's the only comment on here that made me laugh out loud, and I did for like half an hour. That is legendary.




35786 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

THAT IS FUCKING EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!




36297 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

i am crying right now that is so damn funny




37312 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

that's so fucking funny plus I'm ripped as shit! hahahahaha! I'm gonna do that one day!




41400 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

HAHAHAHAHA




42994 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

thats the funniest shit ive ever heard




43706 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

LMFAO this made me diiieeeeee of laughter.




44983 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

SERIOUSLY this is the funniest MDT ive ever read bahahahahhahahahha




49978 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

why didnt i think of that!




49979 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

usually i just draw a bullseye and do it again!




46745 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

absoluuuuuuuute bestt




47324 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

hhhahhahahha i would love someone to do that to me. it would be epic




48204 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

ima do this one day i promise




49669 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

everytime i read this one i laugh so hard!! its fucking hilarious!!!




53182 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

i love you. officially :)




57279 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

lmao Fuckin' epic.




58588 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

OMG THAT IS FUNNY AS HELL ... Point for that one




59579 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

why is it that most sluts are in the US ? :(




60784 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

:) yessss!




60785 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

someone did walt disney proud.




60895 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

reading this in a public place laughted so hard soda shot out my nose everyone is staring as i type




62312 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

I got tears from laughing so hard I think I woke up everybody at the apartment building!!!!




62709 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA :D




62783 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

i use to like the movie ! now ill be thinking of cum shots during it !




63689 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

Lmao! That's a good one. And to all the people saying they heard it before or seen it, who cares, doesn't make it any less hilarious. Does it? No, it doesn't.




63704 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

classic




65018 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

best shit ever!!!!




68150 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

soooo funnnny




68287 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

I cant stop laughing.




68552 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

Priceless MDT moment. Shall never fade or fail to generate a laugh. Possibly THE BEST MDT to date. ahh yeshh..




72636 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

HAHAHAHA




76990 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 3 months ago

So Im sitting here with my mother in law... bored as fuck. Got on here. Read this, and tried everything to keep myself from laughing but couldnt stop. She is now staring me down hardcore. And I cant tell her why im laughing... even worse.




905 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 months ago

I've done this cuz of this post....Very funny!




80363 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 months ago

sooooooooooooooooooo fuckin funny!!!!!1




80945 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 month ago

this is AMAZING!!!!! i laughed my ass off!!!!


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