(608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

Comments: 116


11746 (1 Points) (+2, -1) 2 years ago

OMG THATS FUCKIN AWESOME! LOL




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11783 (-1 Points) (+1, -2) 2 years ago

you retard!!!




11802 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

AWESOME.




11803 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

yeah, when i typed that i put Recv: at the begining, but apparently that didnt show up :/




11814 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

because the sent and recv are automatically added when i text is forwarded from a cellphone via email




11837 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Lmfao!!!!




11877 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lmao! so funny




11898 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! brilliant.




11911 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

HAHAHAHA!!! that's fucking great ^^




11931 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Fucking awesome! ^5!




11933 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahahahahahaha NICE




11946 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

next time take a picture of simba for us...




11956 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

epic




11981 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

HAHAHA, ThAT IS JUST 2 SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!




12032 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

legend




12039 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH funniest thing of here




12047 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts dee de dee 1000 points for the dude who did this!




12054 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I've seen this before.




12087 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

EPIC




12105 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Fake, seen it on bash.org




12131 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lmao




12136 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahahahahhaaah.




12138 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

xD greatest thing i've heard in a looong time xD




12140 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i just laughed for 3 days




12175 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

i'm gonna do that.




12191 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

epicness :)




12225 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

oh my gooooddness. i loved that. ahahha




12293 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

LMAO thats on my to-do list haha




12331 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

omg I've never laughed so hard!!




12344 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I have GOT to try that out!




12449 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN




12466 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ftw!




12516 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

That is fucking AMAZING! SO FULL OF WIN!




12526 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA




12539 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

omfg I have GOT to do that! 10000 points for the EPIC WIN




12551 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i laughed for like 10 minutes straight! thats awesome!. :D




12629 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahahahaha omg




12710 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

This is fucking beautiful.




12712 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ill never look at the lion kind the same way again. that is amazing.




12741 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Yes.




12752 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Ohhhh my god. LOVE IT.




12914 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lmfao that is freakin amazing




12931 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Im a chick and that is hilarious!




13072 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

marry meee =]




13080 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Simba.... lmfao i love this one so much




13081 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Simba.... lmfao i love this one so much




13117 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

oh my goshhhhhhhhhhhhhh. cum isn't even that bad. i wouldn't mind that.




13141 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

omgosh... Epic Win. High five and 1000 points to you dude.




13172 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

BOSS




13200 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

omg!!! that was the funniest thing i have ever read on here i think!!!




13203 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Jealous!!!! That is so awesome!! Kudos, that b*tch was lucky.




13312 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA cheese




13491 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

simba made it for sure




13795 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lmfao




14229 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL




14659 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

LMFAO!!




14806 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!! THATS FUCKING AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!




51984 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

sweet, my text is still reigning champ in the 608 ^_^




51904 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#61.lol! this mdt is boom




15537 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ahahaha!




15756 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I just had a lolgasm




15869 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER READ. seriously. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I want someone to do that to me, just because it's so awesome.




16702 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahahahahahahah so i just literally laugh out loud and i heard my mom snicker..apparently she snuck into my room without me noticing and thought is was funny...my mom is the female version of hitler.. epic.




16903 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lmaoo i love our 608 area codeee. :P




18324 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahahhahaha that is the funniest thing i have ever heard.




19846 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

yep, you know how we do in the 608 :D




23370 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA did she have a lovely bunch of coconuts?!




23450 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

LMAO. HAHAHAHAA. YOU ARE AMAZING. HAHAH.




24683 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

haha thats called the circle of life.




26112 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

that's fucking hilarious.




26235 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

THE GREATEST




26675 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

So classic... I'm beyond words!




28546 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahaha I lol'd.




29407 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahahahah you are my hero!




81695 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

that's literally the best text ever!!!! ahahahahaha




30005 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

im crying of laughter. you're a saint.




34241 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#61 is my hero




34250 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

HOLY SHIT! That's the only comment on here that made me laugh out loud, and I did for like half an hour. That is legendary.




35786 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

THAT IS FUCKING EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!




36297 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i am crying right now that is so damn funny




37312 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

that's so fucking funny plus I'm ripped as shit! hahahahaha! I'm gonna do that one day!




41400 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA




42994 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

thats the funniest shit ive ever heard




43706 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

LMFAO this made me diiieeeeee of laughter.




44983 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

SERIOUSLY this is the funniest MDT ive ever read bahahahahhahahahha




49978 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

why didnt i think of that!




49979 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

usually i just draw a bullseye and do it again!




46745 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

absoluuuuuuuute bestt




47324 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hhhahhahahha i would love someone to do that to me. it would be epic




48204 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ima do this one day i promise




49669 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

everytime i read this one i laugh so hard!! its fucking hilarious!!!




53182 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i love you. officially :)




57279 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lmao Fuckin' epic.




58588 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

OMG THAT IS FUNNY AS HELL ... Point for that one




59579 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

why is it that most sluts are in the US ? :(




60784 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

:) yessss!




60785 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

someone did walt disney proud.




60895 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

reading this in a public place laughted so hard soda shot out my nose everyone is staring as i type




62312 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I got tears from laughing so hard I think I woke up everybody at the apartment building!!!!




62709 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA :D




62783 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i use to like the movie ! now ill be thinking of cum shots during it !




63689 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Lmao! That's a good one. And to all the people saying they heard it before or seen it, who cares, doesn't make it any less hilarious. Does it? No, it doesn't.




63704 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

classic




65018 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

best shit ever!!!!




68150 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

soooo funnnny




68287 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

I cant stop laughing.




68552 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Priceless MDT moment. Shall never fade or fail to generate a laugh. Possibly THE BEST MDT to date. ahh yeshh..




72636 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

HAHAHAHA




76990 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

So Im sitting here with my mother in law... bored as fuck. Got on here. Read this, and tried everything to keep myself from laughing but couldnt stop. She is now staring me down hardcore. And I cant tell her why im laughing... even worse.




905 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

I've done this cuz of this post....Very funny!




80363 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

sooooooooooooooooooo fuckin funny!!!!!1




80945 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

this is AMAZING!!!!! i laughed my ass off!!!!




84038 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

funniest fucking thing ive ever read!!!! HAHAHHAHAH




85121 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

OMG i just fell off my bed HAHAHHAHAHA


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