(Anonymous): Last night I received: "why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonald's?"... sent: "you tried to order a margarita mcflurry and when they said they didn't make those you tried to call 911." MDT

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81 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Mmmmm, Margarita McFlurry's sound awesome!

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128 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

That does sound amazing :)

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530 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

All time favorite MDT mann

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1003 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

I totally understand what you did and I'm not drunk!......LOL

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1274 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

hahaha! this is priceless deff would hav loved to be there to see that one :)

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1662 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

this has been my absolute favoritee out of all the MDT's :)

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2085 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

excellent.

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2193 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

absolute favorite EVERR this is quite amazing hahahh

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2363 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

I CRIED FROM LAUGHING SO HARD

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2867 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

This comment just made my day! I swear i laughed for 10 minutes straight :D

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3021 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

that's the funniest thing ever!

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3604 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

hahaha, oh woow, sounds like something i woudl do lmaoo

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3670 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

LMFAO. AWESOME.

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4049 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

this has to be the funnest!!! lmfao

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4212 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah lol

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5013 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 1 year ago

heh. margarita mcflurrys! i'LL TAKE ONE! though i might get arrested for underage drinking.. -wafflefry

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6159 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

haha this is hilarious. and margarita mcflurrys sound good =)

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6554 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

thats hilarious.

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10585 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

i used to work at McDonalds, and if you brought the shit in to make it i would do it

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10910 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

hahahaha that was hilarious.

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11284 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

hahahah

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12971 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

lmao

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14917 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

hahaha love this

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15031 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

dude i would totally take care of the douche who called 911! margarita mcflurrrys on the house! :-)

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30016 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

HAHAHA, LOVED IT! MADE MY NIGHT DUDE!

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30142 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

awesome. that beats when my sis took shrooms and insisted she was a swedish nurse for several hours .. accent and all.

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31786 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

Hahaha I was having a horrible night and then I read this and laughed out loud. Thank you :)

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31934 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

OMG! Classic. :) Best MDT EVER!

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32097 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

hahahahhahahahahhah LOVE IT

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36141 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

Delish! love it

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36788 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

OMG that is awesome! thank you for making my night!

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42988 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

can someone tell me what MDT means?

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43093 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

#9, So did I. XD

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45392 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

My drunk texts

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46179 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

That is the funniest F-ing thing i have ever heard. Atta boy

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47005 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

im repeatedly rereading this because its so amazing, whenever i get mad at my fiance, for now on im going to here and reading this because its hilarious. best MDT ever.

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68847 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

awesome mcdonalds should look into this

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48886 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

swedis shroom nurse O.o

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65562 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

4ever my fav :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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72960 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

YOUR THE MAN

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123456 (4 Points) (+4, -0) 3 weeks ago

Bro this is my favorite MDT

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