(sent:): "you and josh still trying to have a baby?" (rec'd): "ya, lol its frustrating cuz i get all his little guys but they aren't very good swimmers lol" (sent): "ha. well, i wish i woulda known you needed more. i would have spit." (rec'd): "...?" (sent): "pretend i didn't say that! when i drop him off in a min, he's gonna still be too drunk to think of a good explanation!"

(303): (sent:): "you and josh still trying to have a baby?" (rec'd): "ya, lol its frustrating cuz i get all his little guys but they aren't very good swimmers lol" (sent): "ha. well, i wish i woulda known you needed more. i would have spit." (rec'd): "...?" (sent): "pretend i didn't say that! when i drop him off in a min, he's gonna still be too drunk to think of a good explanation!"

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Comments: 46

1308 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

damn, you are just evil! (:

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1313 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

damn. i like this girl. evil. like me. lol

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1319 (2 Points) (+2, -0) 2 years ago

wow... my jaw just dropped when I read that.... then I realized I prolly looked a lot like this girl and shut my mouth!

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1417 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

wtf??

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1431 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha men are never to drunk to think of an excuse sometimes there just shit excuses

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1440 (-2 Points) (+0, -2) 2 years ago

how do you guys do it!? he actually has her convinced that my "little brother" was just being an ass and trying to start drama....i don't even have a brother. but she let him come party with me again last night!!!

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1676 (0 Points) (+1, -1) 2 years ago

AND YOU'RE DISGUSTING WITH LOW SELF ESTEEM, CONGRATULATIONS. SUCH A SUCCESS AT LIFE.

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1803 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

#7---sounds like u have some daddy issues...ur mad at him not everyone else

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2156 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

Pretty sure she feels more sorry for you than mad at him.. what do u accomplish by fucking around with a guy who doesnt care about you?

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2341 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lol this is classic

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2446 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

All I have to say is, missy who said she would have spit, you're a fucked up person and so is the guy. So fuck you cunt.

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2563 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

#11 = butthurt

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2651 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

lmao... what a classy girl.. by classy i mean she's a whore.

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2783 (2 Points) (+2, -0) 2 years ago

Im trying to have a baby wanna fuck?

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2868 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

#14, did u read her shit, she dont want a baby, she wants to be a bitch. n suck dick while being one it looks like. lol

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3085 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

ROFL@ #13. you're my effin hero. lol

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5151 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

OMG! haha

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5710 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

Am I the only one who doesn't get it. Is she alluding to the fact that she gave Josh a blowjob prior to dropping him off? If so, how would spitting assist her getting pregnant? Even in a joking way.

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5906 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

#18 i think u r the only 1 who doesn't get it. i think she was jus bn a bitch by sayin she swallowed so the other girl would kno. but she was tryin to play it off like her n the girl were still tight i think...

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6293 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

lol thats fuckin brutal

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6316 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

I'd cunt punch that girl 'til it looked like bloody hamburger meat! Not because she did that with my boyfriend but because she tried to be a bitch and rub it in my face! Seriously who would wanna stay with a guy who has deformed cum?!?!

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6480 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

Wow, I read this and thought... that girl must be my soulmate.

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6969 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

that is so mean

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7074 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

lol thats brutal but i must say touche cuz if she swallowed she prolly has every right to talk shit lololol

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9149 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

everyone is skipping the fact that this guy is with two girls..one not caring, one not knowing, and both best friends haha this guy has it made

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10167 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

The girl sounds like a bitch, the guy is a douche, and the other girl is just stupid and clueless. Winning combination there.

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10393 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lol agreed

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12394 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i dont see why everyone cares so much they all got what they wanted he go his dick sucked she got to be a cunt and the wife stayed an ignorant dumb biatch

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16355 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

You should all just make up and have a threesome.

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19790 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lol @ 29

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25226 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i dont get it sum1 plz explain fml

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25227 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

oh nvm i got it damn shes got the morals of a dude

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29002 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lm[fuckinq]ao!!! thats funny!

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31358 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

damn. the bitch thats tryin to get pregnant calls his sperm "his lil guys"....thats a little ......creepy?

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36186 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i dont get it???????????????????????

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69263 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

they're talking about sperm

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43637 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Fuck you number 4

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44162 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#25, i think ur right! lol opposite of fml?

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46152 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I don't get it....

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55003 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

oh my gosh that girl is a bitch lol...hahahahahaha omg lol what a conniving whorebag! lol

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55753 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Um- girl who sucked your friends boyfriends dick! It's one thing you did it at all, completely another that you rubbed into her face. You're a poor excuse for a girl, not woman b/c women don't do shit like this, but girls like you will end up alone. I hope you're husband in the future screws every single person you're close to! Get some friggin' therapy you dumb bitch!

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56000 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

who said they were friends in the first place. shit happens n maybe she had a reason for gettin back at her... ppl who sit here n say that she is a whore n shit should probably shut their fukin mouths. yall are a bunch of dumb fuck

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