1734 (-2 Points) 1 year ago
i once cut my penis in half, lengthwise. now its like i have 2 penises. never know when THAT could come in handy.
1806 (0 Points) 1 year ago
hahahahahahahaha @ #2!!!!!!!!!!! poor girl! least you dont have it pierced!!! well, now u kinda do...
2065 (0 Points) 1 year ago
bahahahahahahh that is hilarious i'm sorry, sounds painful but i'm lmfao
2257 (0 Points) 1 year ago
lol #15! that has to fucking kill. go to the doctors and get it fixed D:
2287 (0 Points) 1 year ago
OUCH OUCH AND OUCH..... my piercing didnt even hurt, but reading that did
3552 (1 Points) 1 year ago
WTF. You could bleed to death. Especially the guy who chopped up his johnson. This is fucked.
4608 (-1 Points) 1 year ago
holy shit well thats why you should try a nice electric razor too late for that now that sucks
5207 (-1 Points) 1 year ago
what the fuck!? How do you even do that!??????????????????????????
5610 (0 Points) 1 year ago
oooooowwwwwwwwwww Im sorry but that takes skill to fuck up that badly
5823 (0 Points) 1 year ago
DAMN..... RIP pleasure for the rest of ur life to..
6143 (0 Points) 1 year ago
get the doc to sew it back on! damn if that ever happened to me.....
7569 (0 Points) 1 year ago
is this is even possible? if so why would you even txt that?
10297 (0 Points) 1 year ago
you cant do that you fuckin idiot. you might slice it a little but not even possible.
22687 (0 Points) 1 year ago
ooooh wow literally that is the worst thing ive ever herd!
26669 (0 Points) 11 months ago
I've always been afraid something that would happen... hence why i just get a wax done :) costs a bomb but so worth it... coz well i still got my Clit... and it works just fine... SOrry to rub it in :) and excuse the pun :)
33166 (0 Points) 10 months ago
holy shit, #2! That FUCKING SUCKS! But I smell a sexgod in you
50271 (0 Points) 8 months ago
holy mother fucker. my heart goes out to you... hey number 2 ;D
46657 (-1 Points) 9 months ago
probably caught it because its so big its like a little cock
53292 (0 Points) 8 months ago
OMFG.....tht happened to me 2 nights ago.i mean prolly not tht deep. but it was fuckin scary as shit...
55765 (0 Points) 7 months ago
wtf why are you shaving your clit in the first place? Clits dont grow hair...lmao shaving fail.
59555 (0 Points) 7 months ago
ahahahaha. #58 is funny. and uhhh sucks to be you. shave carefully :)
75858 (0 Points) 4 months ago
i'm sorry, this is very obviously a exaggeration of a shaving cut, why do any of you actually think this is serious?!? x
1716 (0 Points) 1 year ago
oh my god... indeed, RIP clit.