(530): I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.

Great Night (281) Bad Night (46) More texts from (530)
Comments: 14


BK (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 1 year ago

Wow he sounds like a REALLY lucky guy.....

Reply To This Comment



80619 (-1 Points) (+1, -2) 1 year ago

You mioght want to rethink that or you wont have a boyfriend for long, and you will look like chewbacca

Reply To This Comment



80620 (1 Points) (+2, -1) 1 year ago

and a fat chewbacca at that

Reply To This Comment



80623 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 1 year ago

hahaha i love this

Reply To This Comment



80642 (0 Points) (+1, -1) 1 year ago

gotta love boyfriends

Reply To This Comment



Anon (0 Points) (+1, -1) 1 year ago

Only coz he's doin' your single, hotter, best mates behind your back.

Reply To This Comment



80676 (0 Points) (+1, -1) 1 year ago

yup. definately cheating on you.

Reply To This Comment



80723 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

sounds like a good way to lose a boyfriend. I'd have stopped screwing you by now.

Reply To This Comment



80747 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

Oh please people. Just wait until you're married. My husband smells like ass, he gained the newlywed 15, I don't shave me legs for days either, I never wear sexy nighties anymore...and we get it on every night. The best sex isn't when you don't have to try so damn hard to get it.

Reply To This Comment



80830 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

I want a divorce.

Reply To This Comment



BK (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Exactly, "The best sex ISN'T when you don't have try so hard." Thanks for agreeing with what we've all been saying retard. And "I don't shave ME legs for days"....arggg!!! You sound like a fucking pirate matey! :D

Reply To This Comment



80784 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

Har har har! Dude, the whole freaking point of this site is to post texts and comments from when you were drinking. Don't act like a smart ass just 'cus I don't proof read my comments like it's an English essay. Point is, I don't have work so hard to get laid. It's called love. Have fun humping your pillow tonight jerk.

Reply To This Comment



81292 (2 Points) (+2, -0) 1 year ago

i think we all missed the point of this text...chocolate syrup on pancakes sounds bad ass.

Reply To This Comment



81413 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

You win, the end :)

Reply To This Comment

Nickname:    Email: (Optional, used for gravatar)
Comment:

Remember The Pics From Last Night?