Rico478 (0 Points) 1 month ago
Shoulda told her that Her pussy smells like the dumpster behind taco bell
4197 (0 Points) 1 year ago
you should have just told her straight up that her pussy stinks :S tell her to get checked, and i suggest you do too
4352 (0 Points) 1 year ago
She probably just needed to air it out. It is good not to sleep with undies on at night, let yourself breath there. Plus you are more moist that way too.
4737 (0 Points) 1 year ago
Haha You should be proud of yourself for saying that to that stupid ass bitch. What kind of idiot would say that after you just ate her out? You did her a favor and she starts talking shit? Fuck her.
4819 (0 Points) 1 year ago
Wow would you even eat that anyway.. that's a complete turn off. I'll lose an erection faster than fucking a chick and then hearing my moms voice on the answering machine. Gone!
5093 (0 Points) 1 year ago
lol when i go down there and theres sumthing outa toon i get the fuck out but good job bitch needed to be told
5331 (0 Points) 1 year ago
Hey there are things that can be purchased to keep a woman fresh.
6216 (0 Points) 1 year ago
Sleep with your undies off and let yourself air out girls. We all need to breath, if you catch my drift.
6313 (0 Points) 1 year ago
Dude it goes makeout first then you eat someone out!
6936 (0 Points) 1 year ago
What if it really was your breathe and not her? OMG Either way....too funny!
7724 (0 Points) 1 year ago
As a woman I find this hilarious. Keep yourselves clean, ladies.
8249 (0 Points) 1 year ago
hahah ouchhh; that'd hurt to be told that. but it's her fault for saying your breath smelt in the first place! but how is this related to a text? :S
8492 (0 Points) 1 year ago
lmfaooo. im assuming she went home && whipped out the vibrator.
9874 (0 Points) 1 year ago
hahayhhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahah thats fuckin dirtyyyyyyyyy ew
9875 (0 Points) 1 year ago
hahayhhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahah thats fuckin dirtyyyyyyyyy ew
51588 (0 Points) 8 months ago
If her shit stunk that bad how could you of even put your mouth on it....uhh yuck, cause than that means it was bad enough to smell when you get as far down as the navel. Which means you should of stopped at the belly button and not gone any further!!! And should of told her to go shower and douche 10 times. ICK! Come on now ladies keep yourself clean cause that's just gross if your shit stinks that bad that the guy ends up doing the stanky leg when he's walking or running away.
24763 (0 Points) 11 months ago
LOL! Well what does that say about the douche bag that ate her out?? And she should take a bath.
25344 (0 Points) 11 months ago
ever heard of "taste like chicken, keep on lick'n, taste like trout get the fuck out"
46608 (0 Points) 9 months ago
ROFL!!! That's why you always do the "Finger Sniff Test!!!" That way you don't get down there and have to come right back up...
49006 (0 Points) 9 months ago
hahaha! im nt sure which if funnier the story or the comments to the stories hhahaha ROFL!
53406 (1 Points) 8 months ago
what girls actually says your breathe stinks after you eat her out? and if her shit stank then how could you eat it anyway?
58572 (0 Points) 7 months ago
omg for like 10 minutes i couldnt close my mouth after reading this haha
64719 (0 Points) 6 months ago
lol just lol. to continue to chew on her twat even though it smells... ew. hahahaha
66438 (1 Points) 6 months ago
She set her self up for that!! you did the right thing
70467 (0 Points) 6 months ago
i dont kiss... this just made me more glad i dont. but she's still wrong for doing that.. she should have just pushed ur head down to her boobs so u could suck on her nipples instead. thats what i do
12375 (1 Points) 4 months ago
oh wow. that's some nasty shit right there. As i girl im sure you guys have heard of the golden rule? well guys should deffinatly go by it: if it tastes like chicken keep on lickin. just sayin.
RIGuy (0 Points) 1 month ago
Dude, my girls twat smelled like dead children. I tried dropping hints, I tried bathing with her and washing it for her. I tried coming right out and saying it nicely and respectfully. She didn't do anything about it. So one night i fingered her and stuffed my fingers in her mouth for her to suck on. She got up, ran to the bathroom and vomitted lmao. From that point on, there's been no problems.
4103 (0 Points) 1 year ago
hahaha, man I love it!!