Nope, didn't happen.

Its college you dumb fuck, you really don't think this story is plausible?!

Your right, cuntboy. It's college, not "Barfly". Sorry to take you away from your pussy boy hazing rituals. Baby elephant walk? Go wash your hands.

I think you meant "You're". Contraction. Maybe you should consider some college.

Do you mean like "it's" in that fucking run-on sentence that precedes it, English 101 boy? P.S. You should not have capitalized "you're" in your example. Nice try. Now, finish washing my car.

While you are correct about "it's", you are wrong about the run-on sentence. The comma is used properly and is connecting his thoughts without needing a different form of punctuation. Sure, he could have used a period, but it is by no means necessary. When he's finished washing your car, get your ass to Burger King and ask me if I want fries with that.

Technically, it is a form of run on sentence called a comma splice. A comma is rarely sufficient to connect two independent clauses. There are some limited uses for comma splices that are acceptable. This is not one of them. Check it out and you will have to agree. Furthermore, I believe that you are the cunt that wrote that piece of shit sentence. I don't have high expectations for people who eat at Burger King, but this is elementary education. Now, blow me.

Oh, dude. He's right. Who cares about the sentence. WTF...you eat at Burger King. Really?