95 (0 Points) 1 year ago
I speak for all those who come here from Reddit... Ask her if she's down for a 3some...
435 (2 Points) 1 year ago
OMG! Thats Fucked! aha she loves you enough to over work herself to buy you a decent gift...nd thts how you treat her! WOW men really are fucked up!
591 (0 Points) 1 year ago
#6: There's plenty of men who don't cheat, and plenty of women who do.
632 (0 Points) 1 year ago
#7: But that's not what happened is it? No. Argue with facts at hand...
1305 (0 Points) 1 year ago
I hope he didn't eat any food while he was there - it would have all kinds of stuff in it.
1317 (0 Points) 1 year ago
#8 "WOW men really are fucked up!" That's what poster #6 said. It seems like #6 is generalizing, and #7 is calling her out. So your comment to "argue with the facts at hand" seems more relevant to poster #6.
2300 (0 Points) 1 year ago
that dude it messed up. bet he lost his date and his girl that night..
2671 (0 Points) 1 year ago
god i hope he lost both of them.. com on girls!! and guys!! be smarter than that.. if you take them back make it really hard for them to get you back!
3633 (1 Points) 1 year ago
HAHA you moronic little turd. That's what you get for being a despicable waste of life. You are the reason sweet girls turn into bitches. Oh well, I just feel bad for you and your tiny pathetic prick. Ass.
3634 (0 Points) 1 year ago
lmfaoo that's what you get man! she doesn't deserve you.
3635 (0 Points) 1 year ago
There's a beautiful little thing called... KARMA. :D
3637 (0 Points) 1 year ago
He should've punched that girl for thinking she could have a job. Why wasn't she cooking him and his date dinner? Learn your place, girls!
3638 (0 Points) 1 year ago
yeah but just remember its not this person there the person who got the text
3642 (0 Points) 1 year ago
aye bro, i just wanted to thank you for being such an asswipe. cuz furreal, it's fucktards like you that help guys like me. when a girl goes thru a shitty relationship and finally wakes up and ends it, im there to make it all better, because i know how to treat girls with respect. so thats why i get more pussy than you. thanks =] -(( â
3647 (0 Points) 1 year ago
There's no such thing as "cheating" because all is fair in love and war...there's no rules!
3657 (0 Points) 1 year ago
Lmao...I love when funny shit like that happens to the idiots that deserve it.
3659 (0 Points) 1 year ago
What a dick, having a girlfriend that would get a second job for him and then cheating on her. That sucks.
4078 (0 Points) 1 year ago
ner ner ner, that's what you get you cheatin' little bastard youuuu! xP
4389 (0 Points) 1 year ago
well look like you and your hand are gonna have a lonely night on your birthday...
4666 (0 Points) 1 year ago
omg thats awful im a guy and thats what he gets lmfao! OWNED!
4764 (0 Points) 1 year ago
thats just horrible. i feel so sorry for that chick
6080 (0 Points) 1 year ago
don't worry she prob wouldn't have been able to afford a good present with that shitty job!
6623 (0 Points) 1 year ago
BEING SEXIST MAKES MY RACE BETTER OLOLOLOL. Shut up. Enjoy humor. Equality or GTFO, faggot.
8831 (0 Points) 1 year ago
wow. your a fucking asshole. i hope someone put pubes in your food. holla
9192 (0 Points) 1 year ago
Dude, i feel srry for the girl, that sucks donkey dick
10334 (0 Points) 1 year ago
ahahahahahhhahahahhahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaaaahahahahahahahahahha
14569 (0 Points) 1 year ago
What a fucking scumbag... hahaha. I bet you felt guilty after that and you should... God. Be ashamed. Your loving girlfriend tried to afford you a gift for YOU, not even for her. Just so you would fucking have a gift on your birthday. Nice job.
14611 (0 Points) 1 year ago
that would definitely qualify as a "holy shit dude" moment
16354 (0 Points) 1 year ago
Did you at least get to bang the chick you took out on a date?
25612 (0 Points) 11 months ago
I think your all pathetic wasting your time reading these....get a life
25799 (0 Points) 11 months ago
Thank you!!! #52 said it.....bunch of karma crying hippie fuckers.
29446 (0 Points) 11 months ago
you piece of shit, scummy bastard wtf that poor girl =(
31264 (0 Points) 11 months ago
STFU #19 you stupid fuck. I hope some girl castrates you.
31719 (0 Points) 11 months ago
DUDE, you fucking stole this from FML. Douchefag
41624 (0 Points) 10 months ago
i wouldve fucked you up if you did that to me she better not still be with you asshole
42370 (0 Points) 10 months ago
stolen from FML and re-written as the guys point of view... asshole
50139 (0 Points) 8 months ago
why call her your girlfriend if you only think she's a fuckbuddy? what an ass.
45180 (0 Points) 9 months ago
ur a cunt of a bloke. i hope u never get more than ur own hand for the remainder of ur pathetic cheating life. u make the rest of us blokes who actually have morals look bad. and if it is the fml quote, ur still shit
45280 (0 Points) 9 months ago
i like number #62's comment :) stupid jerk. poor girl
47596 (0 Points) 9 months ago
WHAT THE HELL WAS SHE DOING OUT OF THE KITCHEN!!!!
48153 (0 Points) 9 months ago
thats why i moved on to girls just saying. and ur a dickhead
49167 (0 Points) 9 months ago
so.... did she dump you? i hope so. you stupid little fuck
52580 (0 Points) 8 months ago
i hope she went into the kitchen and cooked you and your date a nice meal herself, stupid working girlfriend
52892 (0 Points) 8 months ago
I'd just like to say #22 my god! I've never heard so much bullshit, I would not like to be dating you! & poor girl.. You're a dick, man.
53694 (0 Points) 8 months ago
wow dude, im a guy and i don't get you...you have a girl that cares that much about you and you fucking cheat on her? you wasted her time and hurt her. I could care less about your feelings
55042 (0 Points) 8 months ago
That just makes me want to say, im never going to ever cheat on my girlfriend, I LOVE her! :) and that asshole deserveddd that
56295 (0 Points) 7 months ago
i took a girl to the movies once that the other girl i was talking to worked at.... i told her she was my cousind girlfriend and i was taking her there to meet him cause he didnt have a car
59429 (0 Points) 7 months ago
WOOOOWWW...PPLE R RIDICULUS...THE STUPID SHIT MEN DO, AND THE CRAZY SHIT WOMEN DO FOR STUPID MEN.
59549 (0 Points) 7 months ago
HAHA you deserve it prick. dump the bitch before you take another one out. DUHR
63959 (0 Points) 6 months ago
wow you guys do realize this was a joke email that was sent around YEARS ago.. idiots..
71339 (0 Points) 6 months ago
ha # 19. Instead of hitting the girl, maybe someone should hit you with a bus, multiple times.
71351 (0 Points) 6 months ago
that is so fucked up why would he do this oh yeah because he is an asshole that don't know what he has...
71446 (0 Points) 5 months ago
Obviously fake. from a fake e-mail years ago, to a fake fml post, to a fake drunk text post. Dumb readers are dumb
Ria (0 Points) 5 months ago
You're a complete dick. I hope your ex finds someone she deserves who's appreciative of her and loves her unlike you, you heartless shit.
92 (1 Points) 1 year ago
damn, he got what he deserved though.. but damn.. just damn