(484): Today at work i went outside to clean the menu board thinking the fresh air would sober me up (610) you went to work drunk? (484) yeah, and i did a cartwheel for entertainment. directly after i blurted out "my legs haven't been that far apart in a while" right infront of my boss. drinks tonight?
72547 (0 Points) 4 months ago
thats hilarious, can i be your friend